Google Chrome Speaks In Tongues

I decided to roll back from a developer build to a stable release of Google Chrome today after having been forced to do a hard reset on my Windows 7 workstation for the umpteenth time when the browser decided it wanted all of the CPU to itself.

When I logged back in, I went to the main Chrome page and hit the download link. It downloads and starts to install and then...

What the... huh?!

Fortunately the link for help is in English and the information provided was clear. It wanted me to uninstall the developer build before installing a different one.

I knew that....